Prostitution in the U.S.A

Prostitution in the United States is illegal in the vast majority of the United States. Currently Nevada is the only U.S. state to allow legal prostitution in the form of regulated brothels. The terms of which are stipulated in the Nevada Revised Statutes. Only 8 counties currently contain active brothels. All forms of prostitution are illegal in Clark County (which contains the Las Vegas-Paradise metropolitan area), Washoe County (which contains Reno), Carson City, Douglas County, and Lincoln County.

The other counties theoretically allow brothel prostitution. Street prostitution, also known as “pandering,” and living off of the proceeds of a prostitute remain illegal under Nevada law, as elsewhere in the country. First of all, I could never understand why prostitution is illegal but porn isn’t. This makes no sense to me! But as I did some research, there are also some other interesting sex laws/ordinances that I did not know existed.

Some of the States laws

Also, did you know that adultery is against the law in 21 states? Including New York, where if you’re caught cheating on a spouse, you can expect up to a $500.00 fine and 90 days in jail! While in most states, adultery is punishable by only a misdemeanor charge. In some places like Detroit, if you’re found guilty of adultery, you could lose your job. What about Michigan and Wisconsin? The punishment for adultery in those states is a felony charge.   It seems like the more serious cases involve adultery in the military. This is something that you do not want to be caught doing!!!! You ever heard of the expression “your ass is grass?” Not only will you receive a dishonorable discharge, but you will also spend one year locked up. You can find this in the Military Uniform Code Of Justice. While it may seem fun, adultery is never a good idea. 

Some parts of Georgia have some very strict county ordinances that are just ridiculous. Did you know that it is against the law to have sex in Georgia unless you’re married? Most of all there are also some very unorthodox measures that law enforcement take to do away with all forms of alternative ways of relaxation. I will be discussing this further in my safety classes that I will be offering – it’s important to know the law!

What about some toys?

Have you ever felt screwed over by the government? Well, guess what the law says about sex in Washington, D.C? Only the missionary position is legal. I guess that leaves doggy position out!Personally, I’ve never been to Cincinnati, Ohio, but apparently it is illegal to have anal sex. So I imagine the tushy-lovers are going to be very disappointed.  

Cock rings, dildos, strap-ons, nipple clamps, vibrators, anal beads, sex swings, sex machines as well as blow up dolls. This list is just a few of the adult toys that we have all come to love and appreciate and cherish; but they are absolutely illegal in Alabama. Also, in Mississippi it is illegal to promise to marry a female in hopes of getting into her pants. You could be arrested for doing this.

Apparently they take the Big M word seriously. Meanwhile in Indiana, it is illegal to have oral sex. You are not allowed to suck dick nor are you allowed to eat pussy either. And you are not allowed to lick tushy. Therefore, Indiana is one place I won’t be moving to! In conclusion, you must always educate yourself on the local laws wherever you live because not knowing the law is not a solid defense in court.

Crazy Sex Laws